
andrew talks to that rail like a little bitch navy squab talks to a drill instructor

i bet if andrews girlfriend saw him land this gap, she would strip naked and make love to him right then and there. or
not. andrew fluffernutters over some grass, just to prove he can.

i bet andrew was a cannibal, he wouldnt do this melon. he'd probably be out eating some ones skin. or watching porn.

if you look really closely, you can see andrews dong hanging out. what? you're actually looking?! whats wrong with you!

even though he looks like hes happy while ollying this gap, andrew is actually
deeply saddened that they dont make his shoes in maroon
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