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the future is forever
HAMBURGER CREW:
NICK MALONE
the creator of hamburger, and all around cockass. he needs serious help. dont let him out with children. if we lived in a perfect world, small children would explode when they got within 20 feet of him to avoid his filth. oh, and everybody hates him.
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ANDREW BARNES
roberts replacement, and nick new partner in crime. he is a jack(off) of all trades, and was offered this glorious posistion because hes so cool. (and because he did more then robert ever did). oh, and he DOESN'T have a mullet.
JIM ARGYLE (NOT HIS REAL NAME. OR IS IT?)
jim is the most jim member of our fine organization, and we couldnt be more horny, i mean proud. he has rad hair, and he draws on his griptape. yep. i dont know what to write, for i am hypnotised by his hair. how come him and andrew are all skinny? i wanna be really skinny too! well, we all have strange hair. thats good enough for me. he doesnt eat animals.
  scubanator12: yo i been hearin big things about hambuga clothes and i was wonderin if i could join yo crew
I EAT CHILDREN22: werd you can join but you gotta answer my three riddles
I EAT CHILDREN22: you dont have to answer them right, just answer them
scubanator12: aight aight
I EAT CHILDREN22: riddle the first
I EAT CHILDREN22: what is brown and sticky
scubanator12: a stick!
I EAT CHILDREN22: woooo!!!!
I EAT CHILDREN22: the second riddle...
I EAT CHILDREN22: whats my name say in the tybb listing
scubanator12: platum farmboy creamy goodness
scubanator12: !
I EAT CHILDREN22: false!
I EAT CHILDREN22: the correct answer
scubanator12: farmboy?
I EAT CHILDREN22: creamy goodnes a.k.a. nick the prick
scubanator12: aw man!
I EAT CHILDREN22: the FINAL riddle
I EAT CHILDREN22: what is my...
I EAT CHILDREN22: middle name!
I EAT CHILDREN22: hint: james
scubanator12: hmmmm thats a toughy
scubanator12: but im gonna hafta say
scubanator12: James?!?!
I EAT CHILDREN22: wooooo!!!
I EAT CHILDREN22: your on hamburger!
 MATT MUNN WITH A Z
matt was born at the tender age of nine in helsinki, finland to his parents, rutebaga and tombultion. he ran away from home 2 years later because his father kept referring to him as "his little peice of meat." he ran and ran and ran till he could ran no more, at which time he joined hamburger clothes by politley asking a drunken goat.
Jani Kapanen.
Straight outta Finland,
Crazy motha fucka named Jani.
Jani K-dizzle Likes..
Volcom ergo jeans.
Circa and Lakai shoes.
Cliche Skateboards.
JJ Rousseau's flawless style and flat ground wizardy.
Mark Appleyard.
Geoff's pop-shuvits.
Mountain Dew.
Music.
Hangbanger Clothes.
Whipped peach yogurt.
My car.
i didnt know what to write, sooo yeah...
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